Just Keep it Simple, Man

Sometimes people make things way more complicated than they have to be. Like the dude who invented the keyboard that im typing on right now. why couldn't he just make it alphabetical order instead of just throwing letters up in the air and seeing how they land. It would have been sooo much easier to learn how to type!!! You know who else made things a lot harder than they have to be?? They guy who invented sheets. like for a bed. What the heck does a sheet even do. I mean i get that fitted sheets help keep the mattress clean, but the sheet that goes in between you and your blankets is soo pointless!!! and it's just so cold!!! who decided to make everyone use that?? "HEY! Maybe we will all be warmer if we take this thin piece of fabric and put it between us and what's actually keeping us warm!!!" NO! you're just making things harder than they have to be, man. Just chill out (hehe pun). That's why i hate driving on this one road by my house. It's just always so busy and there's signs everywhere and lanes that run out and if you don't know where you're going you're pretty much screwed. it's so stupid. Why can't people just make things simpler.... OH! here's another example!! When you used to get that barbie doll or toy truck as a kid and they had them allll tied down with twisties and tape and shrink wrap. It's crazy!!! it's like a straight jacket for plastic toys!! where is that doll or truck gonna go??? they're in a box!! like really, man, take it easy. i guess some men just like to watch the world... sit back and scratch their heads because they don't know what's going on and they're really confused...